Da série: You're So Fat

Estava olhando um site de clinica de cirurgia plastica e me deparo com isso: "somos alegres!"
Então me passou pela cabeça que entre uma consulta e outra os funcionários tiravam uma com os pacientes do tipo:
- You're so fat that when you jump into the ocean, the whales start to sing "We are family"
- You're so fat, you put mayonnaise on aspirin
- You're so fat, every time you turns, its your birthday.
- You're so fat, you fell in love and broke it!
- You're so fat, that you have to use a matress as a maxi-pad.
- You're so fat, that you have to strap a beeper on your belt to warn people
you are backing up
- Your Mama’s So fat, she had to go to Sea World to get baptized
- Your Mama’s So fat, she got to iron her pants on the driveway
- Your Mama’s So fat, she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
- Your Mama’s So fat, she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets
- Your Mama’s So fat, when she steps on a scale, it read “…to be continued”
- Your Mama’s So fat, the highway patrol made her wear “Caution! Wide Turn"
- Your mother’s so fat it takes her two trips to haul ass.